nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

(via atlasgeniuz)

luaren:

every girl in the universe regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

luaren:

every girl in the universe regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

(via distinctmemory)

ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

(via allantruong)

florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

(via provin)

tiffdoeslife:

wewewe-soexcited:

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Omgggggg 😢💕

(via provin)

lamelohan:

i hate having crushes as much as i love having crushes

(via life-imitates-artpop)

50kwatch:

u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month

(via saranormalactivity)

cryingandcolour:

Ah yes white boys

cryingandcolour:

Ah yes white boys

(via emiddyy)

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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(via allantruong)

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

(Source: longful, via allantruong)